Cows Got What They Deserved

All those cows who froze to death in South Dakota had it coming. Their farts trapped huge amounts of heat in the lower atmsophere, which caused temperatures to plummet. The only solution moving forwards is to divest colleges from oil investments.

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3 Responses to Cows Got What They Deserved

  1. Now you’ve got the hang of it. You’re one of them now…

  2. gator69 says:

    Did Christie and Springsteen get what they deserved?

    “Gore said the fingerprints of man-made climate change are now increasingly visible in extreme weather events, fueled by a warmer atmosphere that retains more moisture. He pointed to Hurricane Sandy, which caused insured losses of about $25 billion when it hit the U.S. East Coast last year, as well as drought that cut U.S. crop yields.”

    http://mobile.bloomberg.com/news/2013-10-18/gore-says-u-s-likely-to-beat-inadequate-carbon-target.html

  3. John Silver says:

    Burps, not farts.

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