I had a nice garden until the permanent drought wrecked it a few minutes ago. It is my birthday today and I got a new (used) set of golf clubs. I had no idea it was going to come with billions of golf balls falling out of the sky.
We have now had more than five inches of permanent drought this month, including almost three inches in the last two hours.
The City of Boulder is suing oil companies for providing the energy which the city requires to survive and function. This might seem irrational, but that is because you just aren’t qualified to understand the brilliant minds of left wing thinkers.
Last year, scientists said Earth was record hot and it was Donald Trump’s fault. But they had it backwards. The prior warming was Obama’s fault, as Trump wasn’t in office yet. The cooling since 2016 is under Trump’s watch.
Yet our fake government agencies continue to show Arctic sea ice rapidly declining. I have no idea what they are up to. When things are working correctly, I see very close correlation between the maps and graphs.