Did you hear about the Aggie terrorist who tried to blow up the Longhorn team bus? …. He burned his lips on the tailpipe.
He probably needs to put a new fan on his computer, because NCDC thermometers show Texas summers getting cooler since they started keeping records 115 years ago.
For the full year, there is no trend.
“models he’s analyzed”! The good prof needs to get out more. He might try using a thermometer. A look at the temperature record might also be good, if the models can’t explain the past…well he might be able to fill the rest of the sentence in using a good model.
Baylor Student Radio Host:
“Good afternoon, for you Baylor students it’s 2 o’clock, for you Military students it’s 1400 hours, for you Aggies, Mickey’s little hand is on the two….”