My Nobel Prize

I live in a country which elected Nobel Prize Winner Barack Obama, so I am going to add the Nobel Prize to my resume.

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13 Responses to My Nobel Prize

  1. Steve Clough says:

    “He didn’t win that!”

  2. Only if you actually voted for him or are willing to lie and say that you did.

  3. chris y says:

    Someone let Bill McKibben know that he also won the Nobel Peace Prize.

  4. hannuko says:

    Don’t forget that United Nations won the price in 2001. US is a UN member, so you can fairly say that every US citizen won it too.

    As a european I happen to have won it twice: not only as a member of the UN, but also as a member of the EU in 2012.

    By Mann’s standards there are somewhere around 6 billion people who have won the nobel at least once. Truly a rare treat.

  5. …and as we see the Nobel Prize sink slowly in the West…we bid a fond farewell…

  6. Andy DC says:

    Mikey Mann should add his name to the Penn State pedophile sex offender list. He was certainly there when a lot of perverted sex took place. A lot of perverted sceince as well.

  7. John B., M.D. says:

    Steve,
    Think about it. Do you really want to be on the same list as Yassir Arafat, Jimmy Carter, Al Gore, and Barack Obama?
    The same list which does not include Margaret Thatcher, Ronald Reagan, and Pope John Paul II?

  8. gator69 says:

    I think I would rather go without… I have a reputation to uphold.

  9. Michael says:

    Actually, all you have to do is move to Europe. Everyone there has won the prize.

  10. Yes technically if you voted for him you contributed to the Nobel Peace Prize. You Americans are all Nobel Prize Winners now. But did the government ship you a commemorative photocopy of a certificate of some kind?

  11. Scott says:

    Voting for President Obama isn’t required. Because MM supposedly won it using federal funding, then all taxpayers contributed to his work and therefore are Nobel Prize winners.

    -Scott

  12. DocTor says:

    As a Norwegian, I make a winner every year…

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