The latest research from our top scientists tells us that the only way to control the climate is through sacrifice.
In the past, people foolishly believed that the Sun influenced the climate – but science has come a long way in the last 500 years and we need to listen to the experts.
‘Rapunzel! Rapunzel!’ the climate warmer shouts as he/she/it jumps out the window, falling on an innocent bystander below, thus saving the nut but turning the bystander into a quadriplegic.
Reblogged this on The Firewall.
Only liberals need apply to be sacrificed. It’s their duty to save the planet.
Don’t sacrifices need to have a heart that can be cut out?