In The Midst Of The Media Hysteria, Can We Take A Timeout To Use Our Brains For A Second?

If there were a thousand dead bodies floating down Boulder Creek, I’m guessing that one of the 20,000 or so people gawking at the creek this weekend might have noticed.

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5 Responses to In The Midst Of The Media Hysteria, Can We Take A Timeout To Use Our Brains For A Second?

  1. kbray in california says:

    Give the bodies a few more days for them to float and bob to the surface.

  2. Okie says:

    Probably too high on marijuana to know they need to check in. In the mean time, assume minorities and the poor are hardest hit, since that is a mandatory addition to any disaster report.

  3. kuhnkat says:

    None of them were witches so they sunk.

  4. nomoregore says:

    In New Orleans, some citizens sat casually at home waiting for Government to send them an Ark on which to escape to a Federally funded resort somewhere. As the waters rose around them, some, no doubt, failed to walk upstairs or hold their breath, and drowned where they sat.

    So if the Hippies in the woods simply don’t throw themselves into the river, they’re probably fine, smoking dope and eating brownies.

  5. Otter says:

    Where are our newest alarmists? Don’t they have anything to say about this?

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