President’s 9-11 Message Explains Why He Is Arming The Terrorists Who Brought Down The World Trade Center

Good evening —

I just addressed the nation about the use of chemical weapons in Syria.

In that time, we have worked with friends and allies to provide humanitarian support for the Syrian people, to help the moderate opposition within Syria, and to shape a political settlement. But we have resisted calls for military action because we cannot resolve someone else’s civil war through force.

The situation profoundly changed in the early hours of August 21, when more than 1,000 Syrians — including hundreds of children — were killed by chemical weapons launched by the Assad government.

Translation :

Putin foiled my al Qaeda takeover of Syria, so I am having to make this desperate speech to try to find a new excuse to bomb Syria and help out my jihadi friends.

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8 Responses to President’s 9-11 Message Explains Why He Is Arming The Terrorists Who Brought Down The World Trade Center

  1. gofer says:

    “After careful deliberation, I, determined…….” He didn’t need to discuss it with others, so he could say WE determined??? I, I, I, I, I

  2. Robertv says:

    The Patriot Act Brought Freedom Down Not Terrorists.

  3. kbray in california says:

    “Eyes are windows to the soul.”

    Obama’s eyes are chilling empty black holes.

  4. tom0mason says:

    Obama failed, again.

  5. John B., M.D. says:

    Obama’s speech was bizarre. He requested Congress delay authorizing military action – something they and the American people do not want anyway.

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