Putin Pushes Population Growth – Rewards With An American SUV

Russia is celebrating its eighth annual ‘day of conception’ as couples in the eastern region of Ulyanovsk are being advised to stay at home to procreate.

Governor of the region Sergey Morozov has urged bosses to allow men and women the 12th of September off work in order to try and reproduce.

In past years prizes have been awarded to couples who give birth in exactly nine months from the unofficial public holiday. In 2012 the winning pair were presented with a jeep, while in 2011 the award was a jeep.

Perhaps this year the reward will be a jeep?

Putin prefers heterosexual couples driving American SUV’s.  Obama prefers gay couples driving Japanese hybrids.

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6 Responses to Putin Pushes Population Growth – Rewards With An American SUV

  1. gator69 says:

    Soon they will be Chinese SUV’s…

    “Jeeps are once again set to be made in China with the introduction of a specially built factory in Guangzhou with a production capacity of 160,000 vehicles in the initial phase according to Xinhua News who reported on the issues yesterday.

    Guangzhou Fiat will use the current production facility in Changsha where the Fiat Viaggio sedan is made to produce the first Jeep Cherokee which was aired for the first time in China at this years Shanghai Auto Auto Show and will also introduce the Fiat Viaggio hatchback into the facility.”

    http://www.chinacartimes.com/2013/09/12/jeep-factory-land-guangzhou/

    Romney was right.

  2. Bob Greene says:

    “Russia is celebrating its eighth annual ‘day of conception’ as couples in the eastern region of Ulyanovsk are being advised to stay at home to procreate.”
    Your patriotic duty? “Once more unto the breach dear friends, once more”

  3. DGP says:

    Once a year, I could live with that.

  4. phodges says:

    Putin has thrown out the people that are ruining America, and is rebuilding Russia. Except for when run by the Bolsheviks, Russia has always been our ally.

    And ask a Russian, the Bolsheviks were the enemy of Russia as well.

    http://www.fakenation.info/please/image-war-obama-vs-putin

  5. Andy Oz says:

    Australia has the $7000 baby bonus to encourage families to have children. Putin has raised the bar to a whole new level!!! The Alarmists heads must be exploding – higher populations and more SUV’s together!!

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