Understanding Superstorm Sandy

In late October 2012, Satan saw that his candidate was in trouble – so he sent a large girth tropical storm and cold front to meet up near his home in New Jersey.

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The large-diameter storm put Lucifer’s slender pick over the top, and now he tells us that our lives will really suck unless we let him bomb Syria.

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10 Responses to Understanding Superstorm Sandy

  1. Joseph says:

    I laughed out loud when I read this. Thank you.

  2. Pathway says:

    The only question remains is did they share a cigarette afterwards?

  3. Chewer says:

    Slender should drop that bomb walking next to him, right over the Syrian capitol.
    They’d think it was raining pigs and that their god was severely upset with them-:)

  4. Fred from Canuckistan says:

    Barry is clinical OCD. Every week or so he has a completely new whatever to focus his laser beam attention on.

    The week just happens to be a military grade fireworks show to prove to the world he can do something besides vote Present.

  5. R. de Haan says:

    This is a bunch of insane hacks. Just read this article about Kerry and his wife having diners and frequent visits and now asking for Assad’s head and bombing his wife.
    These people are not normal: http://www.weeklystandard.com/blogs/kerry-frequent-visitor-syrian-dictator-bashar-al-assad_690885.html

  6. Christie should renounce his Republican party affilation. He is a better Democrat than Obama or McCain.

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