Oysters Destroying The Planet

Oyster flatulence worries climate scientists – EURACTIV.com

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17 Responses to Oysters Destroying The Planet

  1. Jeff L. says:

    Looks like something from The Onion, but they seem to actually be serious. How sad.

  2. David of Aussie says:

    I am without speech. Good to see my tax dollars being sunk into this research.

    NOT!

  3. Worried about Oyster Flatulence??

    More evidence that Climate Science gets too much Funding..
    Your Pal AL, @Over400ppm

  4. Aussie says:

    A guy at work knows an oyster farmer here in Australia. The oyster farmer is an old fellow, been in the industry since a boy in the same area for over 50 years.

    The water levels for the racks where the oysters grow are really important.

    He cynically noted that the water levels have NOT changed in the 50 years he has been farming, and he would know as he would have to raise the racks.

    So much for “accelerating sea level rise”.

  5. Matthew says:

    Seriously? On tenth of nothing is still nothing. The media are sensationalist liars to the point where the National Enquirer of the ’80s would be ashamed to print some of these stories.

    /sarcasm Hey I know, let’s eradicate oysters totally from off the face of the earth to fight climate change! /end sarcasm

  6. R2Dtoo says:

    The operative word in this article is “could-could-could”. When will journals stop publishing these “maybe” scares?

  7. Michael says:

    Wait a doggone minute there! Everybody on earth knows (knew until now) that it’s cow farts that are heating up the planet.

    So, is the cow fart pandemic off, and it’s an oyster fart pandemic now?

    Next, it’s human flatulence, and scientists will prove beyond a shadow of a wild ass guess that killing off 1 billion or 2 humans would restore the balance in nature.

    Somebody needs to invent catalytic converters for oysters, cows and humans to convert noxious fumes to something.

  8. johnbuk says:

    Typical! Take your eye off those damn oysters and it’s world domination before you can say, “What’s that smell”?
    Boiling is too good for them.

  9. Peter Carroll says:

    This just has to be a practical joke, or an April fools day prank that escaped early. Reminds me of the April fools day joke the Australian ABC played on the entire country years ago, when they claimed in the evening news that, radiation from TV screens, kills flies and mosquitoes.

  10. ColA says:

    There’s a huge amount of flatulence here that it obviously affecting climate change but it is all to do with bovine feces studies!!

  11. tom0mason says:

    ‘Climate Scientist’ and the UN appears to be an important but overlooked initiators for alarmist blatherers to loudly fart about so called ‘greenhouse’ gases.
    The well financed but deranged and complacent consensus of ‘Climate Researchers and Modelers’ it appear, are the initial spark to politicians and the MSM that vents so much of the hot air that inflates the ‘greehhouse’ fiction all across the planet.

    Burst their ‘energy balance’ balloon and all that is left is a loud fwwwwrt!

  12. DCA says:

    Trying to compose myself here, wiping away tears of laughter.

    Anyone know what an oyster toot sounds like?

  13. HughA says:

    I have a model. It says 99.7% of us will be dead in 100 years. Should I tell the papers?

  14. Nixon Scraypes says:

    This is getting serious, the more they fart the warmer the water will get which will obviously make them fart more. In a few years,no make that months with the hockey stick effect, they’ll boil themselves.

  15. VINCE says:

    Maybe we shouldn’t be feeding them beans!!

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