Greta Releases Her New Album – Makes Cover Of The Rolling Stone

Dressed in Soviet red, Greta is now an official rock star.

We sing about beauty and we sing about truth
At ten-thousand dollars a show
We take all kinds of pills that give us all kind of thrills
But the thrill we’ve never known
Is the thrill that’ll gitcha when you get your picture
On the cover of the Rollin’ Stone

Haven’t we seen this somewhere before?

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11 Responses to Greta Releases Her New Album – Makes Cover Of The Rolling Stone

  1. GeologyJim says:

    Looks like they gave her a kind of “David Bowie” eye transplant to reduce her natural creepiness. Sad – the child abuse continues

    The titles of the other articles in that Rolling Stone confirm my assertion – there is rampant contagion of cluelessness among the left. Isolate them!

    The rest of us know how to stay sane, take care of ourselves, and survive.

  2. Charles Straw says:

    I’m sure this is a great honor for Greta…she joins an illustrious field of other esteemed Rolling Stone cover honorees like Linda Ronstadt, John Belushi, Boston bomber Dzhokhar Tsarnaev and Pearl Jam. Quite an achievement.

  3. Stewart Pid says:

    Mocking comrade Greta might get Tony an all paid vacation in a gulag run by the extinction rebellion folks.

  4. who drives her Limo?
    Does she have a cat?

  5. Kurt in Switzerland says:

    FWIW, the Sovietsky-nostalgia poster of the red-clothed child playing with a ball in front of a rather stylized neo-classical Kindergarten states the following:

    “In the USSR, children are surrounded by national care.”

    Today, the United Nations is providing nurture and protection for Greta and her followers.

    Plus ça change…

    H/T Igor :)

  6. Gamecock says:

    Could Greta be repurposed to see coronavirus in the air?

  7. Louis J Hooffstetter says:

    From the article:
    “Back then, it was just Greta, a sign, and a lunch of bean pasta in a reusable glass jar.”

    How times change:

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