The New Jews And Aryans

In his state of the dis-union speech last week, the Chancellor brought to our attention that the new Jews are the climate skeptics who cause bad weather, and the gun owners who are responsible for children dying in Connecticut.

On a more positive note, the Chancellor has praised the new Aryans – who will work together with him towards the final solution of eliminating the climate skeptics and gun owners. This will create a perfect, CO2-free world for the master race.

Never again