Without the bailout, we were sure to have a depression. Without a carbon tax, the environment will certainly collapse. Unless TSA gropes you, you are sure to die. The heat and drought will kill us all if you continue to deny global warming. Unless we invade Vietnam, the commies will be raping your kids.
Sad when your job depends on scaring and lying to people.
OT but: https://twitter.com/#!/AceofSpadesHQ/status/93798253501480962
Actually, in this economy, it’s good work if you can get it.