Heard On American TV

I was watching the LA vs. Vancouver MLS match, and was astounded by the brilliance of the American sportscasters. LA was winning 1-0 in the 63rd minute :

Vancouver needs to score a goal

Stephens just received his first yellow card of the match

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13 Responses to Heard On American TV

  1. Grumpy Grampy ;) says:

    If he had not shared the wisdom no one would have known!!!!;)

    • Americans should not be allowed to to do soccer sportscasting.

      • It’s a good sight better than the Mexican announcers, with their “Pelota this, pelota that”. Yes, we know that they play the game with a ball. Yes, we know that when they kick it is probably the ball that they’re kicking. Yes, they most certainly did score a “gol” with that infernal “pelota”.

  2. Anything is possible says:

    The art of talking complete bollocks during soccer commentaries is hardly an American invention.

    We Brits have a long and “proud” tradition of it. Check this lot out :

    http://www.footballsite.co.uk/Statistics/Articles/Colemanballs01.htm

  3. Grumpy Grampy ;) says:

    The only “True” sport left:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGwE-uDao7Q

  4. Grumpy Grampy ;) says:

    Speaking of sports! My wife’s 18 year old Grand daughter is moving here and I want to get her a Mountain / Commuter bike. What would you suggest? Send via E-mail as I might miss the comment!

  5. Gator says:

    Hey GG! I also have a hybrid, check out the Giant brand as well. If your granddaughter is a serious mountain biker a hybrid will disappoint, and if she is a street biker it will also disappoint. It is not as rugged as a mountain bike and not as fast as a street bike, but does a decent job for most applications.

    http://www.giant-bicycles.com/en-us/

  6. Gator says:

    Speaking of bike rides, I guess the press was too busy eulogizing Amy Winehouse or something, to bother reporting on this…

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8TiGYDvc4lU&sns=fb

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