Daily Archives: February 12, 2013

Obama Was Skeet Shooting In Bosnia

When Hillary landed under fire in Bosnia and had to run to shelter, it turns out that her helicopter actually landed in the middle of a skeet shooting competition. Obama’s passion for skeet shooting has taken him all over the planet, and to … Continue reading

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Obama Shows Off His Target

A simple misunderstanding. It turns out that Obama was actually target shooting. That was why he was holding the shotgun horizontally.

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Live War Room Scene From Droner HQ

They are about to finish off Droner. Everyone will cheer and be happy that the monster is dead. The last thing LAPD wants is him in court.

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Fort Hood Soldiers Unite Against The Lying Scumbag In The White House

Fort Hood Hero Says President Obama ‘Betrayed’ Her, Other Victims Three years after the White House arranged a hero’s welcome at the State of the Union address for the Fort Hood police sergeant and her partner who stopped the deadly … Continue reading

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Occupy Your Gas Station

Viewers of Fox News — a network often criticized for its climate change coverage — may soon be confronted with the message that “Exxon Hates Your Children.” According to a press release from its creators, the ad will reportedly air … Continue reading

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Obama To Respond To North Korean Threat By Disarming Americans

North Korea nuclear test branded ‘serious threat’ to US  The US defence secretary said the US must be prepared to “deal with” North Korea’s threat North Korean military ambitions are a “serious threat” to the US, outgoing Pentagon chief Leon … Continue reading

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I Know What I Will Be Watching

5 things to watch in Obama’s State of the Union – CNN.com After a long painful hiatus, the Champions league is finally starting back up. I will be watching Celtic vs. Juventus tonight. European football is honest, compared to Obama’s rhetoric.

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Weather Petition

President Obama will tell the nation tonight that he is taking charge of Earth’s future weather, and is no longer waiting for Congress to accept this responsibility. I plan to submit a petition of essential weather requirements which the President needs to achieve. Here … Continue reading

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America’s New Terrorist Threat – Plastic Bubble Guns And Peanut Butter

TSA and DHS have begun their crackdown on six year old girls with pink bubble guns, and travelers with peanut butter. An Arizona man who was arrested at the behest of the TSA, following a wisecrack over a jar of peanut butter is suing the federal … Continue reading

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Obama Skeet Shooting Explained

Disclaimer : The White House has warned that defiling the image of the prophet may lead to rioting in Chicago and Los Angeles.

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