How Charles packed his prize pigs off to Italy… and they came back as ham costing £80 per lb
Prince Charles has sent two of his rare breed pigs to Italy to be turned into some of the finest ham known to man, cured in a medieval cellar with the help of the fog from a nearby river.
Prince Charles says that all the peasants need to sacrifice – for the good of the planet.
h/t to The Ol’ sea dog
they were shipped there via moon beams too…
How does he know he got his own pigs back? In a large medieval cellar, one large ham hock probably looks very like another …
Isn’t that cannibalism?