Playing Make Believe

A friend of mine was on the 1980 US Olympic team (which did not compete thanks to Jimmy Carter.) She says that all the sprinters (including Carl Lewis) used cocaine, and that all the athletes knew it. They couldn’t run that fast without it.

Football and baseball players are 50% larger than they were 40 years ago, but I am sure that it has nothing to do with steroids.

Nothing to see here, move along.

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5 Responses to Playing Make Believe

  1. I expect it has something to do with steroids. Ask Lance Armstrong what he thinks.

  2. Sundance says:

    We need a steroid tax. However women have grown a full cup size larger so whatever they’re eating we should encourage more of it. 🙂

  3. I suppose Drewski would proclaim that you’re a conspiracy nut because he can’t see why there would be any advantage for respected professionals to tamper with their bodies.

  4. Bruce says:

    Most of the offensive and defensive line guys are clinically obese according to the BMI. So I blame 16oz fizzy drinks. Just you watch, with the ban on fizzy drinks those guys will shrink like chip packets in an oven. Mark my words!

  5. slimething says:

    The government bought 1.7 billion rounds of ammo, but we should not question it, nothing to see here, move along.

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