If you are not a member of the super-secret Suzanne Goldenberg conspiracy group under the wing of Donor’s Trust, you are forbidden to read further.
Dear right wing conspirators,
I have not been getting my denier checks. Please pay up per our agreement to destroy the planet.
Thank you
Reblogged this on Climate Ponderings.
Dear Donor’s Trust
My secret bank account details are 01-1200-2790-89776.
I see you paid Al Gore a few hundred million. Time to ante up.
US Dollars are okay.
: )
A beauty, sir 😀
I don’t know who Suzanne Goldenberg is, off-hand, but this reminded me of that guy asking to be let in “behind the green door” in that old song:
“Midnight, one more night without sleepin’,
Watchin’, til the mornin’ comes creepin’.
Green door, what’s that secret you’re keepin’?
“There’s an old piano and they play it hot
behind the green door!
Don’t know what they’re doin’ but they laugh a lot
behind the green door!
All I wanna do is join the happy crowd
behind the green door!
“Knocked once, tried to tell ’em I’d been there,
Door slammed–hospitality’s thin there.
Wonder, just what’s goin’ on in there?
“Saw an eyeball peekin’ through a smoky cloud
behind the green door!
When I said Joe sent me someone laughed out loud
behind the green door!
Wish they’d let me in so I could find out what’s
behind the green door!
“Midnight, one more night without sleepin’,
Watchin’, til the mornin’ comes creepin’.
Green door, what’s that secret you’re keepin’?”
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I’m not a joiner, myself…
The lines “All I wanna do…” and “Wish they’d let me in….” are reversed in the above (note the rhyming is off). %#!@