Summer is rapidly winding down in Antarctica, and the continent is surrounded by record sea ice.
By some mysterious physical mechanism, temperatures are below freezing at the periphery (lowest latitudes and altitudes) – yet are above freezing in the much colder interior (high latitudes and altitudes.) This is causing unprecedented melting and flooding of seaports, and requires massive taxation to fix.
It is called the SCSATSPOE some climate scientists are the stupidest people on earth effect.
But Steig 2009 will still get referenced in AR5.