President Obama will tell the nation tonight that he is taking charge of Earth’s future weather, and is no longer waiting for Congress to accept this responsibility.
I plan to submit a petition of essential weather requirements which the President needs to achieve. Here are some obvious ones – please add your contributions.
- No hurricanes
- No tornadoes
- No droughts
- No floods
- Just the right amount of snow every day
6. No heatwaves
7. No deep-freezes
8. Low humidity
9. Rain only between midnight and 5:00 am
“…by 8 am the morning fog should clear;
in short there’s simply not
a more congenial spot,
for HAPPY EVER-AFTERING
than here in CAM-E-LOT!”
I definitely agree with having 0bama get the humidity under control.
I find that a dew point of 53°F is most comfortable. Mr. President, please make the dew point 53°F at all times, in all places, at least in the places where I happen to be. Thank you Dear Leader.
I’d also like him to slow the Earth’s rotation so I can sleep in a little longer every day.
That would be nice.
5.Just the right amount of snow every day – in July and August – ice is scarce that time of year! And snow is the perfect element to cool a 6-pack in.
you want snow, I’ll give you snow.
http://boingboing.net/2013/02/10/timelapse-of-bostons-nemopoc.html
Here in FL, we could use 72F temps and 40% RH during July and August. Please include these in your petition to The Omnipotent Won. Oh, and clouds that rain German beer (or Newcastle Ale) and don’t contain any lightning.
Sunny and 75F for W/C 20th April, when we go to Scotland for a week.