Over the last nine days, the surface of the Greenland ice sheet has gained 42 billion tons of new ice and snow. The increase in mass since September 1, 2024 is 530 billion tons, which 43 billion tons above the 1981-2010 average.
Surface Conditions: Polar Portal
Arctic sea ice is about the same as it was when George Bush Jr. was president.
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There is more sea ice around Antarctica now than there was when Jimmy Carter was president.
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Experts say Antarctic sea ice is both decreasing and increasing, both due to global warming.
“While Arctic ice is melting at a record pace, a team of NASA-led researchers say they can explain why Antarctic sea ice has been edging in the opposite direction. That paradox has puzzled scientists for years and given climate-change deniers fodder to dispute global warming.”
What’s an increase of 500 bio tons compared to an increase of
0.5 degrees?!
The state of the Cryosphere was once so desperate that the first Boss of the UN suggested to melt the polar caps with Atom Bombs for a better
climate.
(this was obviously before the UN switched to co2 as business model)
Julian Huxley,also former boss of the British Eugenist Society and brother
of instruction manual writer Aldous(it’s a small,small world).
A team of NASA DEI hired researchers has reported that the sea ice has not complied with the social justice mandates, and a federal judge agrees with them! He has ordered the sea ice to melt back to the state of an environmental emergency. If the order is not complied with immediately, he will jail some of Trump’s staff.
In the inverted reality (the merest of social constructs) of Cloud Cuckooland sea ice expands and shrinks simultaneously. So don’t believe your lyin’ eyes when you see all that white on the above map; white is the New Black and ice is the New Fire. As a “white”, now “black”, individual I have therefore filed the paperwork for reparations. Because slavery and stuff. I’m so confident that the check is in the mail that I put a deposit on a new Tesla. The dealer now informs me that someone has already keyed it and slashed the tires. Upon further reflection I should have thought that through