Can We Train Wolves To Be Vegan?

The world would be a much happier place if animals didn’t kill other animals. Carnivorous behaviour was non-existent on Earth until evil capitalist Americans taught animals to eat other animals.

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5 Responses to Can We Train Wolves To Be Vegan?

  1. Andy WeissDC says:

    It’s all because mean spirited, white Republican males told the animals not be nice to each other. They should just apply for foodstamps and stop killing each other.

  2. Grumpy Grampy ;) says:

    If we cross breed ours with those from the planet Vega we will have Vegan Wolves. I still have not figured out what percentage of Vegan Blood is needed to claim to be a Vegan. Some Indian tribes recognize one sixteenth ancestry to be a member of the tribe. 😉

  3. Grumpy Grampy ;) says:

    I think the proper term you are looking for is “Herbivore”.
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Herbivore

    • Stark Dickflüssig says:

      Here on the Ostküste we have a thing called a “localvore” of which I can’t say if it’s a variant of “loco” or “low cal*”. It definitely works both ways in practise, though.

      *leading to low birthweight, leading to stunted intellectual development.

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