We are 90% certain that this thingy controls the brakes. Our model for the steering mechanism is incomplete. We haven’t decided if gas moves in or out of the tank. The fuel lines may spew methane. Feedback will keep the interior of the car warm. The engine is missing parts, but we extrapolated them in our model.
Price $5 trillion.
phhfffffffttt. LOL!
Oh great another LED monitor cleanup. They gotta start making these things with windshield wipers.
You put it drive to backup and reverse to go forward. By applying the brakes you accelerate and the gas peddle will either stop you or do nothing. Knowing where you are going is not important so we provide a virtual screen so you can use a simulated world and actually go nowhere. That way you will be safer. The precautionary principle says it is better to waste money doing nothing than actually doing something to prepare.
I forgot:
The science is settled so send us more money so we can do more research as we do not understand weather or climate.
“As of October 2009, General Motors CEO Fritz Henderson noted that GM had reduced its hydrogen program because the cost of building hydrogen cars was too high. “It’s still a ways away from commercialization”, he said. The “Volt will likely cost around $40,000 while a hydrogen vehicle would cost around $400,000.”
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hydrogen_vehicle
There’s also the matter of finding hydrogen at a public filling station, without an appointment.
With the help of greenpeace this is the only car the EPA will allow.
http://www.geeknews.net/images/2008/05/flintstones-arrested.jpg
Broken link! 🙁
The consensus amongst people that call themselves “car dealers” is that you need to buy that used car. Don’t worry, they must know what they are doing, they have been doing it longer than anyone else! You can see their adverts published in all of the biggest newspapers so that is proof that their advice is legitimate. Besides, if you deny that you need to buy this car then you must be in the pay of shoe or bike manufacturers as that is the only logical reason for refusing to buy this fine automobile.
Are you claiming Steven is really in the pay of Big Bike!
Projections clearly show that it will get 200,000 miles on a single battery charge (assuming exponential growth in battery capacities over the next 90 days).