Greenland Weekly Farm Report

Heat and drought has decimated the sugar cane crop in Tasiilaq. Note that nothing is growing there, because of the hot, dry weather.

Fortunately, central Greenland is expecting a bumper crop of ice cubes this summer. They just received an order for 300,000,000,000,000,000 10 lb. bags of ice from 7-11, due to the 126 degree weather in Iowa.

 

 

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One Response to Greenland Weekly Farm Report

  1. gator69 says:

    Well, at least their economy can always count on the spring break crowd to offset failed crops.

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