July 4th Message From The President

On this day in American history, I would like to remind people of the key event which led to our freedom. Several months ago I killed Osama Bin Laden, which is what made this all possible.

Let me make one thing perfectly clear. Ummm, do not barbecue today, as this causes dangerous global warming pollution.

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8 Responses to July 4th Message From The President

  1. Traitor in Chief says:

    You need about 50 more I’s in that comment .

  2. Amino Acids in Meteorites says:

    Of course a Muslim didn’t put his hand to his heart during the pledge.

    Odd thing about the Muslim religion: it claims to be the most moral religion in the world but it sanctions immoral actions to spread its religion over the world. Immoral actions such a robbing Christian businesses, piracy on the high seas, and being two faced with people by telling them they are not radical Muslims but when an opportune time comes they carry out radical acts.

    Kamal Saleem at UCLA, “Cultural Jihad”

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYFnEHtG4jU

  3. Yeah I know, uh, I know I know you’re saying, I hear you, uh yeah, that’s right, uh I know, yeah, uh, that’s right, you uh, now look, I gotta uh be clear you uh, I – I – I yeah, you get the idea.” –Barack Hussein Obama discussing the use of executive authority to contravene the market in the allocation of scarce resources.

  4. omnologos says:

    Since when has Hillary been genetically engineered into a hobbit?

  5. Bruce says:

    Oh wow, I hadn’t seen that photo before. Glad I wasn’t drinking coffee.

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