I simply don’t have enough time to do the weekly count of melt days in the interior of the Greenland ice sheet.
Can someone volunteer to count the number of days which got above freezing? Top scientists tell us that the Greenland ice sheet is melting down at a record rate.
A physicist, a biologist, & a mathematician are sitting together at a café, enjoying their respective lunches. Across the street they see a man walk into a brownstone. Ten minutes later the man walks out with a woman.
The physicist: “Oh dear, I must have measured wrong the first time.”
The biologist: “The organism has reproduced! I wonder if it’s sexual or asexual.”
The mathematician: “Now if exactly one person enters the building, it will be empty.”