Monthly Archives: July 2011

1047 Days And Counting

Due to the unprecedented extreme weather caused by an increase of 0.00009 CO2 mole fraction over the last hundred years, the US has gone 1047 days without a hurricane strike. Will Don end the streak?  

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Lake Powell Still Gaining Water

Despite historically large releases of water from the dam, Lake Powell is still gaining elevation and is at the highest level in ten years. Apparently the “biblical flood” must have hit. http://lakepowell.water-data.com/ Gavin says that Lake Powell drying up is … Continue reading

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Climate Liars Convince Utah Man To Ruin His Life

On Dec. 19, 2008, a 27-year-old man named Tim DeChristopher, troubled by American energy policy and its contribution to global warming, broke the law. He did so by attending a federal auction in Utah, where energy developers were bidding on … Continue reading

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Government Hopes To Control The Climate – Like They Control Spending

Government has proven their ability to control things very tightly, like their own spending. Now they hope to do the same thing for the climate. In conclusion, if climate change is not controlled through timely central government means then health … Continue reading

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Storm Naming Season In Full Swing

Storm namers have been naming storms at a rate 200% percent of normal this season! They are looking forward to naming another storm later today, which coincidentally will have the same name as my rock. http://www.weatherstreet.com/hurricane/2011/Hurricane-Atlantic-2011.htm

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Shock News : A Skinny Bear Came Off The Ice

The polar bears have come off the ice and some have migrated into the area. One bear has been shot for chasing a tourist who was out alone on the beach photographing. Bonnie’s brother Jack, a manitoba Conservation officer, was not happy … Continue reading

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Polar Bears In A Desperate Struggle To Find Ice

These ice floes are only 5-15 miles wide and 2-4 metres thick. Can they support a full grown Polar Bear? http://www.arctic.io/observations/8/2011-07-26/6-N75.319695-W135.468616 Hudson Bay has been ice free for about a week. The entire Hudson Bay bear population will certainly go … Continue reading

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Southwest To Receive Less Than Seven Inches Of Rain This Week

Dangerous drought conditions have set in. If that little rain was received every week, the total precipitation for the year would be less than 400 inches. http://wxmaps.org/pix/prec1.html

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The Princess And The Pea

Climate models show that Julia’s tax could lower temperatures by as much as 0.0001 degrees. The princess wants that pea under her mattress removed at any expense. (And Obama wants us to eat it.) 9:05AM BST 18 Jul 2011 Miss … Continue reading

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Alarmist Scientists Accidentally Spill The Beans

Despite a global decrease in the production of certain toxic chemicals, we may be in for an onslaught. That’s because rising global temperatures are causing the release of persistent organic pollutants, such as DDT and PCBs, which have been locked … Continue reading

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