I got this exciting E-mail today from Nigeria China.
from F Martin [email protected]
reply-to [email protected]Good Day,
I am Mr. Frank Martin, I am contacting you concerning a deceased customer and an investment he placed under our banks management Seven years ago.
I would respectfully request that you keep the contents of this mail confidential and respect the integrity of the information you come by as a result of this mail.I am contacting you independently of our investigation and no one is informed of this communication. I would like to intimate you with certain facts that I believe would be of interest to you. In the year 2002, the subject matter; came to our bank to engage in business discussions with our private banking division. He informed us that he had a financial portfolio of Fifteen Million Dollars, which he wished to have us turn over (invest) on his behalf.
I was the officer assigned to his case; I made numerous suggestions in line with my duties as the de-facto chief operations officer of the private banking sector then, especially given the volume of funds he wished to put into our bank. We met on numerous occasions prior to any investments being placed. I encouraged him to consider various growth funds with prime ratings. In mid 2004, he asked that the money be liquidated because he needed to make an urgent investment requiring cash payments in Helsinki- Finland. He directed that I liquidate the funds and deposit it with a security firm. I informed him that my Bank would have to make special arrangements to have this done and in order not to circumvent due process. Cash movement across boarders has become especially strict since the incidents of 9/11. I contacted my affiliate and made the funds available to the security firm.
I undertook all the processes and made sure I followed his precise instructions to the letter and had the funds deposited with the security firm. The Security Firm is a specialist private firm that accepts deposits from high net worth individuals and blue chip corporations that handle valuable products or undertake transactions that need immediate access to cash. This small and highly private organization is familiar especially to the highly placed and well-connected organizations. In line with instructions, the money was deposited with the security firm. The deceased told me he wanted the money there in anticipation of his arrival from Norway later that week. This was the last communication we had, this transpired around 25th of November 2004.In August last year we got a call from the security firm informing us about the inactivity of that particular portfolio. I made futile efforts to locate the deceased. I immediately passed the task of locating him to the internal investigations department of the Ba
This investigation has for the past months been unfruitful; we’ve used our private investigation affiliate companies to get to the root of the problem. It is this investigation that resulted in my being furnished with your details as a possible relative of the deceased. According to practice, The Security Firm will by the end of this financial year broadcast a request for statements of claim to Bank, failing to receive viable claims they will most probably revert the deposit back to Bank. This will result in the money entering the Bank accounting system and the portfolio will be out of my hands and out of the private banking division. This will not happen if I have my way. What I wish to relate to you will smack of unethical practice but I want you to understand something. It is only an outsider to the banking world who finds the internal politics of the banking world aberrational. The world of private banking especially is fraught with huge rewards for those that occupy certain offices and oversee certain portfolios. You should have begun by now to put together the general direction of what I propose. There is Fifteen Million Dollars deposited in a security firm, I alone have the deposit details and they will release the deposit to no one unless I instruct them to do so. I alone know of the existence of this deposit for as far as my Bank is concerned.
My proposal: I now seek your permission to present you as a next of kin to the deceased, as all documentations will be carefully worked to make you the beneficiary to the funds US$15,000 000. 00 (Fifteen Million Dollars); I am prepared to place you in a position to instruct The security Firm to release the deposit to you as the closest surviving relation. Upon receipt of the deposit, I am prepared to share the money with you. That is: I will simply nominate you as the next of kin and have them release the deposit to you. We share the proceeds 60/40. I would have gone ahead to ask that the funds be released to me, but that would have drawn a straight line to me and my involvement in claiming the deposit. We can fine-tune this based on our interactions am aware of the consequences of this proposal. I ask that if you find no interest in this project that you should discard this mail. I ask that you do not be vindictive
and destructive. If my offer is of no appeal to you, delete this message and forget I ever contacted you.Do not destroy my career because you do not approve of my proposal. I am not a criminal and what I do, I do not find against good conscience, this may be hard for you to understand, but the dynamics of my industry dictates that I make this move. Such opportunities only come ones’ way once in a lifetime. I cannot let this chance pass me by, for once I find myself in total control of my destiny. These chances won’t pass me by. I ask that you do not destroy my chance, if you will not work with me let me know and let me move on with my life but do not destroy me. I am a family man and this is an opportunity to provide them with new opportunities. There is a reward for this project and it is a task well worth undertaking.
I have evaluated the risks and the only risk I have here is from you refusing to work with me and alerting my bank. If you give me positive signals, I will initiate this process towards a conclusion. I wish to inform you that should you contact me via official channels; I will deny knowing you and about this project. I repeat, I do not want you contacting me through my official phone lines nor do I want you contacting me through my official email account. Contact me only through the numbers I will provide for you and also through this email address. I do not want any direct link between you and myself. My official lines are not secured lines as they are periodically monitored to assess our level of customer care in line with our Total Quality Management Policy. Please observe this instruction religiously. Please again, note that I am a family man, I have a wife and children. I send you this mail not without a measure of fear as to what the consequences, but I know within me that nothing ventured is nothi
I await your response.
Mr.Frank Martin
I must have received hundreds of these messages and I am really amazed about the number of people who buy in to this frauds.
Those letters come from Nigeria, China, Russia, and the last few years they also come from Bulgaria.
Good we have a delete button in our mail program.
If possible don’t open these messages and never ever open any attachment because you can be sure they contain some kind of “fishing” software.
I used to get about one a week a few years ago before I subscribed to a filter at my server and then blocked any that got through the filter. I have not received one in the last year. The highest amount I had was $US250M of which I could earn 10% but I also had one for $US90M which which I could get one third. Anthing suspicious that gets through the filters I look at the properties and details to check the route and source. I will report any from a reputable source. I block anything from free sources such a hotmail, gmail etc.
“Frank”, although rather wordy, sounds like a capital fellow for wanting to share with you like that; a little larcenous perhaps in that he wants to defraud his “bank” out of 15,000,000 simoleons, but nevertheless your lucky day, Steve! It may cost you a little to free up the 15 mil but what the heck, “nothing ventured is nothi” as Frank says.
Speaking of investing, have you ever thought about getting into carbon trading, Steve? For just $79.95 I can provide you with all the information you need to get started in the carbon market.
A bank using a Yahoo mail account. LOL.
You should have forwarded the email to Tony Duncan, he believes anything.
Seriously, I’m starting to wonder if maybe we should stop shutting down predatory spam sites, at least the Nigerian bank scams and free energy perpetual motion stuff. You have to admit that there is a real dose of Darwinism involved. Really these spammers are like the lions on the plains picking off the young and injured gazelle.
The fact that there are Ill Winds and green Socialists among us says to me that some element of natural selection has been thwarted.
Of course we would have to make it illegal for the voluntary victims of these scams to collect welfare and other taxpayer funded parachutes.
Survival of the fittest does not seem to be working these days.
Sarcasm on.
Anyone who introduces himself with a Mister has absolutely no class. It’s something people like us, educated and refined as we are, just do not do. It’s infra dig. Therefore, the sender is a foreigner who is unscrupulous, devious and of no moral worth. I spit on his offer of 15 million shenanigans & curse him & his family unto the seventh dysgenic level of being. May his ear’oles turn to r’soles, may he $h1t all over his collar.
Sarcasm off.
The ones I like are the ones that “Warn” you against these type of scams, and then tell you how to “recover” you money – by sending more money! LOL
I have sometimes offer to help the unfortunate widows or children of deceased oil ministers and the like. I begin by noting that I should consider it greedy to deprive a poor country of much needed currency and,accordingly, should gladly open a bank account and suchlike for no percentage at all of the many millions; however, I add that, as a sign of good faith, I should appreciate a small advance payment of a few thousand for all my efforts. Strangely, I don’t receive replies.