Zoot Lights The Beacon

ARTHUR:  If you will not show us the Grail, we shall take your castle by force!
GUARD:  You don’t frighten us, English pig-dogs!  Go and boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person.  I blow my nose at you, so-called Arthur-king, you and all your silly English kaniggets.  Thppppt!

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