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Once again, my deepest apologies to the Beach Boys…
“Surfin’ Prudhoe Bay”
You know Alaska has an ocean
as warm as Biscayne Bay
Now the Eskimos are surfin’
Even on New Year’s day
You see ‘em dress so scantily
on skis and not snow shoes
They’re slaloming around Shamu
Surfin’ Prudhoe Bay
You’d catch ‘em surfin’ at Homer (High tide, worldwide, Prudhoe Bay)
And down at Ketchikan (High tide, worldwide, Prudhoe Bay)
Junea and Sitka (High tide, worldwide, Prudhoe Bay)
Nome and Unakleet (High tide, worldwide, Prudhoe Bay)
All over Kaktovik
And down at Koyuk way
Eskimos gone surfin’
Surfin’ Prudhoe Bay
Because the white man pollutes
Have no seals to harpoon
They’re waxing down their surfboards
Thank an oil tycoon
No more seasons only summer
We’re on surfari to stay
Tell the media we’re surfin’
Surfin’ Prudhoe bay
Polar bear bikinis
Custom whale bone shades
Kuiu Island and Junea
Seward and Bushkin Beach
All over Alaska
All the warmists say
Eskimos gone surfin’
Surfin’ Prudhoe Bay
Eskimos gone surfin’
Surfin’ Prudhoe Bay
Eskimos gone surfin’
Surfin’ Prudhoe Bay
Sir, you have talent. Send those lyrics to Minnesotans for Global Warming. I’d love to see this up on youtube, with animation.
I like that!
Here I was going to link to Surf City.