Alaska Surfing Report

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1. gator69 says:

   May 4, 2012 at 2:18 pm

   Once again, my deepest apologies to the Beach Boys…

   “Surfin’ Prudhoe Bay”

   You know Alaska has an ocean
   as warm as Biscayne Bay
   Now the Eskimos are surfin’
   Even on New Year’s day
   You see ‘em dress so scantily
   on skis and not snow shoes
   They’re slaloming around Shamu
   Surfin’ Prudhoe Bay

   You’d catch ‘em surfin’ at Homer (High tide, worldwide, Prudhoe Bay)
   And down at Ketchikan (High tide, worldwide, Prudhoe Bay)
   Junea and Sitka (High tide, worldwide, Prudhoe Bay)
   Nome and Unakleet (High tide, worldwide, Prudhoe Bay)
   All over Kaktovik
   And down at Koyuk way
   Eskimos gone surfin’
   Surfin’ Prudhoe Bay

   Because the white man pollutes
   Have no seals to harpoon
   They’re waxing down their surfboards
   Thank an oil tycoon
   No more seasons only summer
   We’re on surfari to stay
   Tell the media we’re surfin’
   Surfin’ Prudhoe bay

   Polar bear bikinis
   Custom whale bone shades
   Kuiu Island and Junea
   Seward and Bushkin Beach
   All over Alaska
   All the warmists say
   Eskimos gone surfin’
   Surfin’ Prudhoe Bay

   Eskimos gone surfin’
   Surfin’ Prudhoe Bay

   Eskimos gone surfin’
   Surfin’ Prudhoe Bay

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   • Ben says:

     May 4, 2012 at 4:06 pm

     Sir, you have talent. Send those lyrics to Minnesotans for Global Warming. I’d love to see this up on youtube, with animation.

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   • Andy DC says:

     May 4, 2012 at 10:06 pm

     I like that!

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2. miked1947 says:

   May 5, 2012 at 3:49 am

   Here I was going to link to Surf City.

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