Proof That High Temperatures And CO2 Levels Make Animals Small And Sickly

For the first time, experimental evidence has been produced conclusively showing that high temperatures and CO2 levels make animals small and sickly.

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7 Responses to Proof That High Temperatures And CO2 Levels Make Animals Small And Sickly

  1. David says:

    My god whales will grow and displace the water in the worlds oceans due to global warming and elevated CO2 levels. I need a grant to study this theory that could eventually lead to tidal waves as the giant whales leap from the water to feed.

    • ozspeaksup says:

      your’e on a winner there:-)
      the giant blue crabs would..oh…they already GOT a grant for that..
      we could be in trouble when minnows get to troutsize
      need bigger rivers
      gotta be a grant in that too:-)

    • Andy DC says:

      Bill McKibben should go around measuring whales to see if they are getting smaller. Hopefully, he will get eaten in the process.

  2. leftinbrooklyn says:

    Their theory has taken on a size & smell similar to the CO2-fed waste products left that creature’s wake.

  3. John B., M.D. says:

    Damn, I never knew O’Hare Airport had a dinosaur skeleton. Problem is, to see it, need to use an airline that uses Terminal 1 (United and some international departures).

    • Dave N says:

      “The authors claim that my work requires “broad, decades-long conspiracy ….to falsify climate data.”

      No, just broad, decades long incompetence and fear of losing funding; no “conspiracy” necessary.

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