Global Warming Cause Determined

Climate experts had previously believed that global warming was caused by a 0.0001 mole fraction increase in CO2 over the past century, but now they know it is caused by Toxic Masculinity.

What If “Toxic Masculinity” Is The Reason For Climate Change?

I had assumed warming was caused by government scientists tampering with data.

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16 Responses to Global Warming Cause Determined

  1. R Shearer says:

    Never name your child Aaron unless you want them to have gender issues.

  2. John F. Hultquist says:

    Please advise these nutters that we (1 female, 1 male) have cardboard boxes in our autos. We have cut and reinforced handles in the boxes and carry an empty one into the store, and when the goods coming out are heavy, the individual packages can be unloaded into the empty box in the car. We are 15 miles (up-hill both ways!) from the nearest stores.
    The boxes came from the produce department. Ask and you will receive. Some even have pre-cut handles. Example with handles:

    A person living closer to a grocery store can have a basket on a bike, with cardboard box sized to fit the basket.
    When our garden is producing we carry excess to a local food pantry – – in the boxes.

    Note: “eco-friendly canvas bags” are neither friendly, nor good for your health unless washed often. Link

  3. arn says:

    Finally we found the real reason((though i am pretty sure only white,straight western masculinity is the cause and nothing else)).

    Once there was a time in history of mankind that such stuff was posted in the onion,mad-magazine or the category called horoscope.
    Now Potemkin science is 100% mainstream
    and masculine farts cause 10* more global warming than female farts((especially male cows are supertoxic)).

    One the other hand:
    As 90% of scientists who tamper the data are probably male there is some accuracy in the statement.(+crazy SJW’s got a new trendy opinion provided by their opinion providers.
    An opinion they had been waiting for so long.
    A unified theory that finally links their two most beloved/hated topics(toxic masculinity and climate change)
    -and i guess that’s the reason this article was created.

    • Mac says:

      Of course. Any testosterone inside a body whose skin has melanin in it is fine. Especially if said skin and body are already communist.

  4. Petit_Barde says:

    Dr. Aaron Brough : “Researcher on gender and climate change.”

    Whenever I think climate cultists have hit the pinnacle of stupidity and quackery, there’s a charlatan who raises the bar even higher and an idiotic journalist to interview her/him.

  5. Mac says:

    So, now, testosterone in a man’s body causes imaginary climate change…

    Nah, it’s not a delusional and disturbed religious and political cult at all. Nope, this stuff is all so totally science-y and seriously bitchin’. Just ask um, like, um, you know, like, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez.

  6. GW Smith says:

    After the dust has settled the only life left will be the LGBTQ crowd all living in caves. And they will call that ‘sustainable’.

  7. Gator says:

    Sorry, but you ladies create far more CO2 than us men. Just ask any male of the species about something called a “thermostat”.

  8. McLovin' says:

    What if dumb broads were the reason for “toxic masculinity?”

  9. ronnylee says:

    Then all the plastic in the environment, acting as endocrine disruptors and reducing testosterone is probably Gaia’s way of reducing all that toxic masculinity and ultimately reducing population, right? Maybe getting rid of straws and plastic bags is not such a good idea, after all.

  10. gregole says:

    Finally after all these years, the over-educated welfare class is tackling the tough scientific questions of our time: gender and climate change. But when the findings come gushing in, we’ll still be faced with an over-arching question:

    So What?

  11. Bart says:

    Looks like they’ve changed the headline

  12. PTM says:

    It is the feminists that are responsible, because without them, there is nothing wrong with masculinity. Females do most of the shopping, purchase clothes only for one occasion, make-up and all its associated packaging, etc, etc,

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