Can’t You Just Get A Normal Boyfriend, Honey?

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I saw Noah this evening, and was thinking about some of Jennifer Connelley’s boyfriends in the movies. In A Beautiful Mind, Russell Crowe was a complete nutcase. In Hulk, her boyfriend grew about 14 sizes and turned into a real asshole when he got angry. And in Noah, all Russell Crowe could think about was murdering the grand kids after they were born.

She seems like a nice, calm girl, and ought to be able to find a regular guy?

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12 Responses to Can’t You Just Get A Normal Boyfriend, Honey?

  1. Don’t forget about how she ran around a maze trying to catch up with David Bowie in Labyrinth.

  2. Hew Manatee says:

    Maybe the problem is actually Russell Crowe?

  3. gator69 says:

    “I saw Noah this evening…”

    I’m just glad your abductors released you unharmed.

  4. John M says:

    There aren’t any “regular guys” to speak of in the entertainment industry, though.

  5. Robertv says:

    Obama is the one. He is a great father. He loves his daughters.

    http://youtu.be/0ke10QCRvCE

    Min 3. 35

  6. hell_is_like_newark says:

    You left out her role in “Requiem for a Dream”…. BF on heroine. Great movie for the few here who may not have watched it.

    • methylamine says:

      Hm, tough to watch–all the glory of heroin addiction, none of the hilarity of Trainspotting.

      But Dear God, Jennifer remains as beautiful as ever! Just enchanting, those cat-like eyes…

  7. Send Al to the Pole says:

    I think I see what the issue is here. She looks a little like Sophia Loren…. “the one that got away” from Steve….

    instead, we should just remember this:

    http://damnstraightpolitics.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/conservative-vs-liberal-women.jpg

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