Sunday Times Sunday 20 April 1947
In Greenland today the average man dies at 23 and the average woman at 28.
20 Apr 1947 – “White Plague of the Aretic BY A SPECIAL CORRESP…
The aboriginal people of Greenland lived the green dream of a low CO2 lifestyle, before white men wrecked the climate. Just like in James Cameron’s Avatar.
They were so much better off without the modern conveniences and CO2 pollution the have today. 😉
“…88 per cent of all accidental deaths in Greenland are due to drowning.”
Apparently the women were, on average, better swimmers. 😉
97% of all male drowning victims are found with their fly down. Might want to reconsider drinking on your next canoe trip!
From “Nature Canada”…
“Right now, mother polar bears are about to give birth to their cubs….
And this mother polar bear has not had the same life as her mother did. As global warming continues to melt polar ice caps, the ice floes she uses to hunt are vanishing. Forced to fast for longer periods, she is much thinner than her mother was, making it harder for her to feed her cubs, defend her family and have the strength to hunt for herself. If things don’t change, her cubs will be even thinner. Her grand-cubs could even be too thin to reproduce.”
Yeah, go feed the poley bears for Christmas, they are all dying. Pack up the Prius with some seal flavored granola and tofeluga whale, and bond with cuddly bears.
Polar bears eat humans too. Hint Hint.