When Do The Celebrities Flee To Canada?


Much of Hollywood promised to flee to Canada if Trump was elected. What are they waiting for? They need to save Canada from global warming.


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26 Responses to When Do The Celebrities Flee To Canada?

  1. RAH says:

    Best I can tell not a single one of them carried through on their promise. Guess they were just acting. But that little window into how little they mean what they so passionately professed hasn’t stopped some of the same one from ranting about Trumps election and making all kinds of stupid remarks.

    • Colorado Wellington says:

      From what I’m hearing around town, many of them are still working on their plans and the Mounties won’t have a chance. The Progressives are desperate and they are also way more intelligent than everyone else. They will outsmart the Mounties and sneak in. Of course, millions of them have already escaped to Mexico, fleeing in such large numbers they overwhelmed and turned back coyote-lead groups heading north.

      American Liberals Sneaking Across Border to Canada: Crisis in the North

      By Harrison Barnes
      November 25, 2014

      The flood of American liberals sneaking across the border into Canada has intensified in the past week, sparking calls for increased patrols to stop the illegal immigration. The Republicans winning the Senate prompted an exodus among left-leaning citizens who fear they’ll soon be required to hunt, pray, and live according to the Constitution. Canadian border farmers say it’s not uncommon to see dozens of sociology professors, global warming activists, and “green” energy proponents crossing their fields at night.

      “I went out to milk the cows the other day, and there was a Hollywood producer huddled in the barn,” said Southern Manitoba farmer Red Greenfield, whose acreage borders North Dakota. The producer was cold, exhausted and hungry. He asked me if I could spare a latte and some free-range chicken. In an effort to stop the illegal aliens, Greenfield erected higher fences, but the liberals scaled them. He then installed loudspeakers that blared Rush Limbaugh across the fields, but they just keep coming.

      Officials are particularly concerned about smugglers who meet liberals near the Canadian border, pack them into electric cars and drive them across the border where they are simply left to fend for themselves after the battery dies. “A lot of these people are not prepared for our rugged conditions,” an Ontario border patrolman said. “I found one carload without a single bottle of Perrier drinking water. They did have a nice little Napa Valley cabernet, though, and some kale chips.”

      When liberals are caught, they’re sent back across the border, often wailing loudly that they fear retribution from conservatives. Rumors have been circulating about plans being made to build re-education camps where liberals will be forced to drink domestic beer and study the Constitution.

      In recent days, liberals have turned to ingenious ways of crossing the border. Some have been disguised as senior citizens taking a bus trip to buy cheap Canadian prescription drugs. After catching a half- dozen young vegans in blue-hair wig disguises, Canadian immigration authorities began stopping buses and quizzing the supposed senior citizens about Perry Como and Rosemary Clooney to prove that they were alive in the ’50s. “If they can’t identify the accordion player on The Lawrence Welk Show, we become very suspicious about their age,” an official said. Canadian citizens have complained that the illegal immigrants are creating an organic-broccoli shortage, buying up all the Barbara Streisand c.d.’s, and renting all the Michael Moore movies. “I really feel sorry for American liberals, but the Canadian economy just can’t support them,” an Ottawa resident said. “How many art-history majors does one country need?”


  2. Rud Istvan says:

    Their plans were temporarily frozen by the recent global warming explained by NYT. Their electric car batteries lost range and Musk didn’t put supercharging stations north of San Fransisco.
    The greens in Vancouver prohibited their large carbon footprints.
    They suddenly realized that in Canada a snowball does have a chance in hell.
    They are waiting to see if their electoral college ‘Hamilton’ gambit works on Monday.
    Russian hackers snuck the words into liberal video interviews and emails on Putin’s orders in order to throw the election to Trump as Deplorables took liberals at their hacked ‘word’ and voted Trump in order to get liberals to leave for Canada.

    • Colorado Wellington says:

      I’m afraid Putin is playing the long game and we don’t understand what is happening. I’m sure he realized he can’t defeat the US directly but he may be trying to destroy Canada instead by getting Trump elected.

      The Russians are still mad that Czar Alexander II sold Alaska to us and they’ve been plotting to get back on the continent. Canada will not survive the invasion of millions of American Progressives and Putin will annex it with ease.

      Just thinking of the Russian Navy on Lake Erie makes me shudder.

      Russia made huge mistake when it sold Alaska to USA for only 7.2 million dollars

      • RAH says:

        Yea and back then some in the US called it “Sewards Folly”. U.S. Grant was president during the actual purchase but most of the negotiations occurred during Andrew Johnsons tenure.

    • R2Dtoo says:

      Actually, the mass border crossing of Follywood refugees was ill-timed: the deer season was on, and we Canuck bush babies were out in force. There was no “bush” left unmonitored for alien invasion. Fortunately, we true-blood westerners had prepared ahead. The bedraggled invaders were guided to a heated bus and transported directly north to Thompson MB: basically the end of the road. They then were piled into the weekly train to Churchill. From there it was only a two week hike to the two new homestead settlements on Baffin Island: The Village of Deplorable, and the Town of Irredemable. Apparently about half of them made it – the other half stopped to feed the polly bears.

  3. Gail Combs says:

    I figure RAH can just haul a load of them up in a semi. Just label the contents as Expresso machines and it should fly right through.

    • RAH says:

      Technically big trucks aren’t allowed inside the loop unless they have a delivery or pick up there. I’ve only been deep in that mess once driving a big truck for a delivery of paper to the WP in their old building they were in before they moved. Their docks were below street level and designed for 48 ft trailers. They had a guard who ground guides you back in down a tight turning ramp to their dock and you really needed him backing a 53′ trailer down there.

  4. gnome says:

    Perhaps they know something we don’t.
    Trump doesn’t take office until January 20 and anything can happen before then. Remember, Obama did tell him “at least I’ll go down in history as a US President – you won’t.”
    Or perhaps it will all be OK. Cockroaches don’t scuttle for cover until their previous cover is lifted.

  5. Analitik says:

    Surprisingly, Samuel L Jackson has decided not to move to South Africa after all – he’s now claiming it was only said as part of a skit


  6. Lance says:

    Well, we did get rid of Heidi to the USA, but PLEASE keep your celeb’s in Nutwood…

  7. scott allen says:

    Liberals can’t migrate to Canada. Canada has strict immigration laws, the top three in my book are
    1. you have to prove you are employable.
    2 if they are unable or unwilling to support themselves and their family members
    3. illegal drug use.
    Those 3 would bar most liberals from gaining entry.

    And did you notice none of them threatened to move to Mexico, they must be racist

    • AndyG55 says:

      ” you have to prove you are employable.”

      That puts all those movie starettes out of contention.

      None of them could get employment outside Hollywood.. and Canadian TV shows wouldn’t employ them even for very low-end advertisements.

    • Me says:

      Exactly, and if they didn’t declare money they carried with them, if it is over 10,000 then they are in trouble, and if they don’t have enough to sustain themselves without a confirming story to back it up, then guess what? They are in trouble again!

  8. oldbrew says:

    ‘When Do The Celebrities Flee To Canada?’

    When the weather’s like LA? Don’t hold your breath waiting folks.

    • Gail Combs says:

      Waiting? Why wait we just grab them and ship them to Ellesmere Island, the tenth largest island in the world.

      After all the Hollyweird and other Progressives are SOOooo worried about the Polly Bears why not help them save them.

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