Your SUV made rivers in Europe dry up in the year 1132. In 1152, it was hot enough in Europe to cook eggs in the sand. Many soldiers died from the heat in 1160, during the non-recently erased Medieval Warm Period. This article lists a long history of extreme heat, death and drought, which were all caused retroactively by your SUV.
18 Jul 1852, 7 – The Observer at Newspapers.com
No worries though. Gavin Schmidt and Michael Mann will adjust the data, and bring all those people who died from the heat back to life.
