House Democrats are tackling several important science issues. Preventing Guam from tipping over and capsizing is a high priority for them.
Another signature issue for the party which considers themselves to be the owners of science, is preventing the world from being destroyed in 12 years – via Americans adopting communism.
Most important is keeping children’s birthday parties on schedule, by ensuring an adequate supply of helium balloons.
Important reminder. If you laugh at these experts, you are a knuckle dragging anti-science racist. Who hates the planet.
