Things That Could Happen

  • The earth could heat 5C in the next 90 years
  • Monkeys could fly out my ass
  • Ancient aliens could have built the pyramids
  • Sea level could rise a metre this century
  • Bill Clinton could stop committing adultery
  • Barack Obama could stop lying
  • Al Gore could give up his mansions
  • College kids could stop using fossil fuels
  • Chelsea could win the Champions League
  • Chelsea could win the Premiership 
  • Man City could win the Champions League

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7 Responses to Things That Could Happen

  1. RobertvdL says:

    feb 15 a big rock could hit the Earth . 0,09 LD is damn close

  2. Doug Proctor says:

    Al Gore could admit that he took his investments in Green Technologies and put them into Exxon stock.

  3. Marian says:

    “?Al Gore could give up his mansions”

    Will George Soros give up all his shares in PetroBras, Interoil Corp and Weatherford International?

    Weatherford International is a company that supplies equipment to the Oil and Gas industry.

  4. Lou says:

    Funny that you mentioned Ancient Aliens building the pyramids. For a long while, I had no idea that Christopher Dunn was on it. I just found his books fascinating from engineering point of view. I suppose Ancient Advanced Civilization would be a better term as Dunn would prefer over ancient aliens. Not sure if anyone knows what sculptors need to build statues or objects out of granite these days – . The fact that they were able to do it thousands of years ago is pretty impressive.

  5. Chuck L says:

    Well, about monkeys flying out of your a$$, it could happen.

  6. savebyj says:

    You can scratch out Bill Clinton will stop committing adultery also.

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