Wee, sleeket, cowran, tim’rous beastie,
O, what a panic’s in thy breastie!
Thou need na start awa sae hasty,
Wi’ bickerin brattle!
I wad be laith to rin an’ chase thee
Wi’ murd’ring pattle!I’m truly sorry Man’s dominion
Has broken Nature’s social union,
An’ justifies that ill opinion,
Which makes thee startle,
At me, thy poor, earth-born companion,
An’ fellow-mortal!I doubt na, whyles, but thou may thieve;
What then? poor beastie, thou maun live!
A daimen-icker in a thrave
’S a sma’ request:
I’ll get a blessin wi’ the lave,
An’ never miss ’t!Thy wee-bit housie, too, in ruin!
It’s silly wa’s the win’s are strewin!
An’ naething, now, to big a new ane,
O’ foggage green!
An’ bleak December’s winds ensuin,
Baith snell an’ keen!Thou saw the fields laid bare an’ waste,
An’ weary Winter comin fast,
An’ cozie here, beneath the blast,
Thou thought to dwell,
Till crash! the cruel coulter past
Out thro’ thy cell.That wee-bit heap o’ leaves an’ stibble
Has cost thee monie a weary nibble!
Now thou’s turn’d out, for a’ thy trouble,
But house or hald,
To thole the Winter’s sleety dribble,
An’ cranreuch cauld!But Mousie, thou art no thy-lane,
In proving foresight may be vain:
The best laid schemes o’ Mice an’ Men
Gang aft agley,
An’ lea’e us nought but grief an’ pain,
For promis’d joy!Still, thou art blest, compar’d wi’ me!
The present only toucheth thee:
But Och! I backward cast my e’e,
On prospects drear!
An’ forward tho’ I canna see,
I guess an’ fear!
Disrupting the Borg is expensive and time consuming!
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Will yee have a wee dram aft’ that?
Emotive, incoherent and lacking supporting data … definitely the same as the Global Warming Theory.
Robbie Burns. A genius – and fellow proud Scotsman.
Jimmy H., yeah, and he loved his scotch and his women.
The community in which I did most of my teaching, dubbed itself the curling capitol of southern MN.
Each year we had a Bobby Burns Celebration. A Miss Bonny Lass was chosen. The Highland Fling was danced to the sound of Bagpipes, There were some horrible foods available (Agas- spelling?) It was the only time in my life that I wore a skirt.
Some years we had the highland games. Tossing the Caber, throwing the weight and all that.
After ‘reading’ that it might be a good idea for the Scots to secede from ‘Great Britain’.
And Now the IPCC Refutes Robbie Burns by Expaining Global Warming and Catastrophic Climate Change
With apologies to Lewis Carroll.
I’m sure Carroll will forgive your rendition of CAGW bafflegab.
darrylb says:
August 20, 2014 at 3:53 pm
That will be “Haggis” you are thinking about. A Scottish culinary delight… Eaten with neeps and tatties.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haggis