Canada Frozen Solid – Santa Melting

He sees you when you’re sleeping
He knows when you’re awake
He knows if you’ve been bad or good
So be good for goodness sake!

Oh! You better watch out!
You better not cry lie
Better not pout
I’m telling you why
Santa Claus is coming to town

With Canada trapped in a deep freeze, the Canadian government has announced the Arctic is rapidly melting, and Santa Claus is moving to the South Pole.

Downtown Toronto, Canada 10-Day Forecast | Weather Underground

Armstrong’s Point, Canada 10-Day Forecast | Weather Underground

Santa is moving to the South Pole | Policy Horizons Canada

The overheated Arctic has turned Canada into a giant grape popsicle.

10-Day Temperature Outlook

Looks like no presents for the Canadian government this Christmas!