Press Announces 2016 Presidential Nominees

The Communist News Networks have spared us the trouble of voting, and have announced that the respective nominees will be Chris Christie and Hillary Clinton. The next president will be Hillary Clinton in a closer than expected election.

This important government sponsored service allows Americans to stay properly focused on important things like Miley Cyrus and the Denver Broncos.

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4 Responses to Press Announces 2016 Presidential Nominees

  1. jay352 says:

    So true comrade. The great mother will lead us to prosperity…

  2. Fred from Canuckistan . . . says:

    Virginia was a proxy race for Hillary ’16 . . . wanna bet she had some butt clenching moments last night?

  3. darrylb says:

    Well, “At this point, What difference does it make?”

  4. phodges says:

    There is only one party – the War and Debt party.

    War and Debt are the twin pillars of the Revolution…you will be assimilated, either way.

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