Unusual IRS Audit

just received an audit on my tax return for 2012 back from the IRS. It puzzles me!!! They are questioning how many dependents I claimed.

I guess it was because of my response to the question: “List all dependents?” I replied: 12 million illegal immigrants; 3 million crack heads; 42 million unemployed people on food stamps, 2 million people in over 243 prisons; Half of Mexico ; and 535 persons in the U.S. House and Senate.” 1 useless President. 1 useless Vice President. 5 sorry Supreme Court Judges. Evidently, this was NOT an acceptable answer.

I KEEP ASKING MYSELF, WHO The Heck DID I MISS?

h/t to Dave G

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8 Responses to Unusual IRS Audit

  1. Cowpoke says:

    Haha, That’s a great feel Good story for the day.
    Good for him.

  2. Billjack says:

    You left out Guantanamo Prison, all of Israel, the Muslim Brotherhood, most of Afghanistan and the other countries where we station troops, since there are around 700 foreign bases. Probably at least another billion dependents.

  3. Fred from Canuckistan says:

    Your Federal Government in action, screwing citizens over and over again.

    http://www.nbcdfw.com/news/local/North-Texas-Drivers-Stopped-at-Roadblock-Asked-for-Saliva-Blood-232438621.html

    H/T. SDA

    • squid2112 says:

      While I believe I agree with your sentiment, this was a voluntary submission. First hand accounts do emphasis there was some pressure to comply, however, nobody was forced to submit samples. This was done for a study.

      Personally, I would have told them no, but, they were just trying to perform a study none the less. So, simmer down and quit getting hysterical over things that don’t matter. Concentrate on all the plethora of other, much more major things that are happening right now.

  4. Blade says:

    …535 persons in the U.S. House and Senate.” 1 useless President. 1 useless Vice President. 5 sorry Supreme Court Judges.

    I would just change that to 6 Supreme Court (in)Justices.

    There really is no way to count that dickhead Roberts as anything but another slimeball. His era is a repeat of the Earl Warren court.

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