I’m going to save the government lots of money by reducing their climate models down to one line of code.
dT = k * dt
Alternatively, in the more sophisticated version
dT = k * dCO2
The enhanced Hansen version is
dT = k * (exp(dCO2)²)³
Disrupting the Borg is expensive and time consuming!
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Well, at least you’re growing…(no, I don’t know what that means, but maybe it means you’ve managed to slip the bounds of Earth, and attained to the heights of Hansen et al.. I think this is a very existential post…(I hate existential).
So as listed you have Scenarios C, B, and A with C being the “zero emissions” scenario. Very impressive.
In C.M. Kornbluth’s novella “The Marching Morons” people were so dumb that the cars had to be speed limited to about 20 miles an hour. But because the morons liked fast cars the ficticious speed dial went up to 200. Blowers were included in the windowframes to add an exciting whooshing noise.
In 2040 I look forward to tanning myself on Nobby’s Beach here in Newcastle in the pleasant 150 C temperatures.
The government’s existing code is also one line:
dT = WTF
Now all you have left to do is adjust the observations to fit your model…. then publish.
And call the opposition ‘deniers’. And a bunch of other names.
Why the math for the Hansen version? All you need is this:
[IMG]http://i59.tinypic.com/ip6r6w.jpg[/IMG]
http://i59.tinypic.com/ip6r6w.jpg
Superduper exponential warming! Give that man a Nobel Prize!
?T = k ? $
Impressive, it reproduces very well all the available climate models.
How did you discover it? 🙂
The code is working! BOM are getting their 24 hour forecasts mixed up and Australian heatwaves now produce ice on cars in the Victorian highlands in summer.
http://www.brisbanetimes.com.au/environment/weather/bureau-of-meteorology-prepares-to-cop-flak-for-failing-to-forecast-geelong-storm-20140220-332dq.html
THIS is how you unveil a model.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1qHsZBqg8w
Shock News: “Farmers’ Almanac more accurate than gov’t climate scientists”
http://dailycaller.com/2014/02/20/report-farmers-almanac-more-accurate-than-govt-climate-scientists/
Blindfolded drunken lemurs with ADD are more accurate than government climate scientists.
http://www.ipcc.ch/publications_and_data/publications_and_data_reports.shtml
I don’t know what all that means, so I’m going to assume it’s just racist denialism funded by Bill & Eddie Koch.