Unveiling My Climate Model

I’m going to save the government lots of money by reducing their climate models down to one line of code.

dT = k * dt

Alternatively, in the more sophisticated version

dT = k * dCO2

The enhanced Hansen version is

dT = k * (exp(dCO2)²)³

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14 Responses to Unveiling My Climate Model

  1. Well, at least you’re growing…(no, I don’t know what that means, but maybe it means you’ve managed to slip the bounds of Earth, and attained to the heights of Hansen et al.. I think this is a very existential post…(I hate existential).

  2. Kepler says:

    So as listed you have Scenarios C, B, and A with C being the “zero emissions” scenario. Very impressive.

  3. Bruce of Newcastle says:

    In C.M. Kornbluth’s novella “The Marching Morons” people were so dumb that the cars had to be speed limited to about 20 miles an hour. But because the morons liked fast cars the ficticious speed dial went up to 200. Blowers were included in the windowframes to add an exciting whooshing noise.

    In 2040 I look forward to tanning myself on Nobby’s Beach here in Newcastle in the pleasant 150 C temperatures.

  4. Leon says:

    The government’s existing code is also one line:
    dT = WTF

  5. stargazer says:

    Now all you have left to do is adjust the observations to fit your model…. then publish.

    And call the opposition ‘deniers’. And a bunch of other names.

  6. Anto says:

    Why the math for the Hansen version? All you need is this:

  7. Andy DC says:

    Superduper exponential warming! Give that man a Nobel Prize!

  8. Andy Oz says:

    The code is working! BOM are getting their 24 hour forecasts mixed up and Australian heatwaves now produce ice on cars in the Victorian highlands in summer.

  9. Kepler says:

    Shock News: “Farmers’ Almanac more accurate than gov’t climate scientists”


  10. I don’t know what all that means, so I’m going to assume it’s just racist denialism funded by Bill & Eddie Koch.

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