My Latest CO2 Research

CO2 is more powerful than we realized. It actually drives time.

This is breathtaking. As CO2 increases, the date also advances. Experts believe that increases in CO2 will force next year to be the largest year ever – beating the old record (2014) by 0.05%.

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22 Responses to My Latest CO2 Research

  1. 1957chev says:

    So, what they’re saying is…if we stop the CO2, we will all get younger? Wow….that is amazing…LOL!

  2. 1957chev says:

    They have always claimed to be fortune tellers! 😉

  3. Katabasis says:

    Brilliant. Really made me chuckle.
    Thanks Steve. 🙂

    • We are just starting to scratch the surface of understanding the power of CO2. It also appears to drive the amount of government grant money for fake scientists.

      • Dmh says:

        It’s hard to imagine what CO2 *cannot* do… according to the models.

        • mjc says:

          CO2 is a diety…
          It controls both the weather and climate (long term, past weather).
          It controls time.
          It controls plants.
          It controls rational thought.
          It’s the cornerstone of life.

          All at a tiny fraction of our atmosphere.

  4. Brian says:

    It’s about time. 🙂

  5. tallbloke says:

    Reblogged this on Tallbloke's Talkshop and commented:
    🙂 🙂

  6. johnbuk says:

    I think you’re using the unadjusted figures Steve, things have moved on since then.

  7. Holy GOD. CO2 is causing time to DECELERATE!!! What sort of havoc is THAT going to create? Does this mean we want MORE CO2, or LESS? OMG.

  8. It’s not called a forcing for nothing. CO2 lags time so it must be move it forward.

    • mjc says:

      I was wondering why it seemed like this summer was just flying by…it must be some sort of acceleration due to being around 400 ppm CO2.

  9. Morgan says:

    CO2 has increased from 360 to 400 since 1995. That is 0.1 doublings. At a climate sensitivity of 1.1 C per doubling before feedbacks, that means earth should have warmed by 0.11 C, which it didn’t do.

    If CO2 can’t give us 0.11 C, then it sure can’t turn back time.

  10. soulsurfer says:

    Lol!! This falls under the same category as the recent study showing that birthdays are good for your health, because the more birthdays you have the longer you live!

  11. tom0mason says:

    I suppose Marvin will have to change “Time is an illusion, lunchtime doubly so.” to “”Time is an illusion until the CO2 rises”.'s_Guide_to_the_Galaxy

  12. darrylb says:

    I am writing a book. Topic is on aspects of human nature, of which the CAGW is a significant portion.
    We think we have increased in wisdom. Knowledge yes, wisdom no! Tony, you like the witches would be burned at the stake (or drowned) if it was 200 years ago. Now, many only wish they could do it. ( I would just be made to walk on hot coals for a while)

    I have to credit where it is due, and a ton will go to one of two named individuals Steve, or Tony.
    I will need to know which. or perhaps one AKA the other.

  13. There Is No Substitute for Victory. says:

    Maybe the increase in Carbon Dioxide is pushing back the date when the last Arctic sea ice melts and becomes one with it’s ocean mother. In that case I don’t see C02 having an impact on much of anything outside of the faux smoke coming from the witches’ kettle in Macbeth. Speaking of…..

    Act One Scene One from McGore aka the Vice-Thane of Foggy Bottom
    First Witch:
    When shall we three meet again
    In thunder, lightning, or in rain?
    Third Witch:
    All three my sister
    for when CO2 its hoary head
    doth arise above 3 parts out of 10,000
    thunder, lighting, and the rains will rule
    the climate like a despot true.
    (All three witches chanting in unison)
    Round and round the kettle wend
    rock of coal doth throw there in
    innards of drowned polar bears add into the mix
    and oil of dinosaur onto the flames do pitch
    essence of fracked gas to save the planet dispense
    for when all three to lighting, thunder
    and tropical storms doth turn
    the Arctic sea ice will to a watery state return
    for when fair weather is foul weather
    and when foul weather becomes fair
    watch Al Gore the Thane of Nashville
    fly through the pure soot filled air
    astride his CO2 belching jet plane
    so shiny, private, and swift while
    slaying invisible climate change dragons
    in battles so fierce that nature’s tides
    like Al’s very own masseuse
    retreats from his tender embrace
    then flees to Greenland’s fields of amber grain
    where Mikey Mann’s hockey stick shall forever remain.

    OK boy and girls, its your turn to lampoon big Al.

  14. Pathway says:

    I’m going to nominate you for the Nobel Prize in chemistry or physics or something.

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