Progressives are driving their fossil fuel powered cars from great distances this morning, to protest the fact that the government allows them to purchase gasoline.
My dogs are excited about this opportunity to stop man-made overheating of the atmosphere, via world communism.
The local wildlife is excited too.
Even my car is excited.
However, I’m not excited. I don’t like hanging out with a bunch of brainless, stoned, useful idiots. So I’ll take a pass.
