Real Climate Science

Climate experts had previously believed that global warming was caused by a 0.0001 mole fraction increase in CO2 over the past century, but now they know it is caused by Toxic Masculinity.

What If “Toxic Masculinity” Is The Reason For Climate Change?

I had assumed warming was caused by government scientists tampering with data.

I was working in a computer shop in Sedona, Arizona during the Spring of 1989.

A woman walked in and told me her computer was broken because she lived too close to an energy vortex, and it was affecting the crystal in her computer. So I told her she probably would have to move.

The volume of Arctic sea ice is very close to the median over the past 12 years, and continues to grow.

There has been no trend in Arctic sea ice extent or volume over the past twelve years.

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The Northwest Passage is blocked with the thickest ice in years.

DMI Modelled ice thickness

Last year, Arctic ambulance chasers were focused on the “ice hole in the Barents Sea.”  But there is lots of ice in the Barents Sea, so they have moved their clown show to the Bering Sea.

Science News asks “what happens when the Bering Sea becomes ice-free?”

The Bering Sea loses its ice every spring. Perhaps they can use the last few hundred thousand years for reference? There was no ice (or water) in the Bering Sea when the first humans moved to America 25,000 years ago – during the last ice age.

How did the first americans get here

Alaska was largely ice-free during the last ice age, for the same reason Bering Sea ice is low this year.  During ice ages, the jet stream brings mild air to Alaska, and cold air to Canada and much of the US.

Ice Age Maps, Ice Age Maps, London

The last thing I would ever expect climate researchers to do, is engage in actual scientific research. It just doesn’t seem to happen.

The last EF-5 tornado to hit Michigan occurred 63 years ago today.

04 Apr 1956, Page 1 – Detroit Free Press at Newspapers.com

04 Apr 1956, 1 – The Los Angeles Times at Newspapers.com

“With four parameters you can fit an elephant to a curve; with five you can make him wiggle his trunk”

– John von Neumann

Measured US temperature data provides no evidence of warming over the past century, so NOAA alters the data to create the appearance of warming.

The data tampering makes a perfect hockey stick.

And the tampering precisely matches the increase in CO2.

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The future ain’t what it used to be.

Yogi Berra

Canada is warming faster than the rest of the world from human-caused climate change. This poses significant risks to the health and well-being of Canadians and communities. 

Almost everyone in Canada lives along the southern border, in order to keep from freezing to death.  And they escape to Mexico at every possible opportunity to warm up.

Climate Reanalyzer

Mckenna and AOC would make a great comedy team.