Rifles killed 323 people last year in the US, so they must be confiscated. Hammers killed 600 people last year, so they must all be confiscated. Cars killed 35,000 people last year, so they must all be confiscated. Doctors killed 190,000 people last year with poor diagnoses, so doctors must be banned. Penises were used in tens of thousands of rapes last year, so all penises must be confiscated. Millions of people died as a result of what they ate, so food must be banned. Electricity killed many people last year, as did skis, water and Muslims.
All these things must be banned – for our own good. Now you are thinking like a good liberal (except for the Muslim part.)
“The welfare of the people in particular has always been the alibi of tyrants”.
Albert Camus
The Sheriff in our County said he will not enforce unconstitutional laws and we are a close knit bunch and i believe we would complement each other better than they did in Waco!!
….being born will ultimately result in your death…depends on time…time should be confiscated.
They are already working on that with all the abortions planned parenthood is performing.
Reblogged this on Climate Ponderings.
Perhaps a 2 mile zone around these items would help?
“Glenn Beck is planning a $2 billion libertarian commune in texas
Mark Frauenfelder at 9:23 am Sun, Jan 13
Popcorn time!
“On his program last night, Beck revealed that his intention to ‘go Galt’ is quite literal, unveiling grandiose plans to create an entirely self-sustaining community called Independence Park that will provide its own food and energy, produce television and film content, host research and development, serve as a marketplace for products and ideas, while also housing a theme park and serving as a residential community.”
http://boingboing.net/2013/01/13/glenn-beck-is-planning-a-2-bi.html
“I’ll give you my penis when you pry it from my cold, dead hands”
Paul Reubens