Paying Tithes To Al Gore Will Intercept Super Bowl CO2 And Save The Planet

Fighting climate change may seem like a Hail Mary pass, but the New Orleans Super Bowl Host Committee is running a play, called Geaux Green, to tackle the emissions from the big game between the San Francisco 49?ers and the Baltimore Ravens.

The Committee also developed a game plan for fans to block their own emissions from blitzing the planet’s atmosphere.  The electricity used by the Superdome, team hotels and other Super Bowl related venues will total approximately 4,500 megawatts and make Earth the receiver of 3.8 million pounds of carbon dioxide pollution.

The only way to block your own emissions is to stick a cork up your ass.

That gas release will be intercepted by the purchase of carbon credits at three different locations.

I’m guessing that CO2 molecules are actually unaware of morons handing their money over to scamsters.

Super Bowl Teams and Fans Blitz Global Warming : Discovery News

Al’s $100 million in Arab oil money wasn’t enough, and now he wants to rip off Super Bowl fans too.

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5 Responses to Paying Tithes To Al Gore Will Intercept Super Bowl CO2 And Save The Planet

  1. tckev says:

    It will make all the difference to the game…

  2. DP says:

    New Orleans gets most of its power from the nearby Waterford 3 Nuclear Power Plant. This is a total scam.

  3. squid2112 says:

    My God what a complete moron! … Doesn’t this asshat even listen to the shit that spews out of his mouth. Does he forget about the bazzilion dollar mansion that he owns here in Nashville (along with his ranch in Carthage) and the Gigawatts that he uses on a daily basis?

    What a total and complete asshat! .. I am soooo sick of this asshole.

  4. Andy DC says:

    After all this endless Super Bowl hype and nonsense, it will be a relief to get the game over with.

  5. Brian says:

    Jon Stewart grills Al Gore on odd move selling current to to network backed by fossil fuel money:

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