Bad Karma For My SUV

My SUV caused global warming. Global warming melted the Arctic, and made the missing heat sink to the bottom of the sea. This disrupted the Polar Vortex and made it cold and snowy on my SUV in the middle of May.

Only a bitter clinger young earth creationist planet hating flat earther would fail to understand how excess heat causes cold. The President says so. Period.

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20 Responses to Bad Karma For My SUV

  1. D. Self says:

    The really sad part is there are many many people who would die for this pathetic liar president and never doubt a word he says. It’s sick

  2. Colorado Wellington says:

    Most of my progressive People’s Republic of Boulder neighbors—being educated, reasonable and tolerant people *)—understand that this is simple physics endorsed by 97% of scientists. They also told me it is caused by the Koch brothers who make more money using the phenomena and must be stopped by any means necessary.

    The only thing they do not understand is why I don’t get it. I am a total cipher to them.

    *) and not bitter clinger young earth creationist planet hating flat earthers

  3. omanuel says:

    One of these days your sense of humor is going to get you in trouble!

    Meanwhile http://footnote1.com/how-to-fix-the-broken-debate-on-climate-change/#comment-1379858070

  4. Andy DC says:

    How can a thing from winters past be happening in May? But even if it doesn’t make sense, it is entirely consistent with a warming planet and clearly caused by evil white male Republican deniers.

  5. Hugh K says:

    Bummer about your SUV’s karma crisis. Hoping it will still be able to release the second chakra after hibernation.

  6. Colorado Wellington says:

    Most of my progressive People’s Republic of Boulder neighbors—being educated, reasonable and tolerant people *)—understand that this is simple physics endorsed by 97% of scientists. They also told me it is caused by the Koch brothers who make more money using the phenomena and must be stopped by any means necessary.

    The only thing they do not understand is why I don’t get it. I am a total cipher to them.

    *) and not bitter clinger young earth creationist planet hating flat earthers

  7. Send Al to the Pole says:

    Bastardi says its a record.

    It’s amazing, the magic powers of this magic gas. And in trace amounts, no less.

    And apparently, it can speak through the ether as well. It seems to be leading the congregation to Communism, and economic suicide. As the Brits would say: Brilliant!

    And speaking of the Brits, I want one of these to make CO2 for me:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PunJGevSv8w

  8. Passed this nfo to our SUV. Replied with What?WhoMe? Decided 2 rename SUV …Now known as BO

  9. leftinflagstaff says:

    Flurries at my house today.

  10. Don B says:

    Climate change caused Nigerian school girls to be kidnapped. Don’t the alarmists realise how deranged they are?

    http://www.breitbart.com/Breitbart-London/2014/05/11/UK-Guardian-climate-change-to-blame-for-Nigerian-girls-kidnapping

  11. Don B says:

    Up the hill from you, in Estes Park, substantial amounts of global warming are falling.

    http://www.estesparkweather.net/index.php

  12. Don Penim says:

    What’s this?.. Low CO2 May snowstorms in Denver??

    Top 15 May Snowstorms in Denver:

    Snowfall (Inches) ….Date
    15.5…..May 1-5, 1898
    12.4…..May 5-6, 1978
    12.4…..May 13-14, 1912
    12…….May 5-6, 1917
    10.7…..May 25-26, 1950
    8.9……May 6-7, 1893
    8.8……May 15-16, 1957
    8.3……May 2, 1944
    7.1…..May 17, 1983
    6.4…..May 13, 1961
    6.2…..May 2-5, 2001
    5.6….May 29, 1975
    4.7…..May 10-11, 1918
    4.7….. May 18-19, 1915

    http://www.weather5280.com/blog/2014/05/10/Denvers-Top-15-May-Snowstorms

  13. emsnews says:

    See what happens when you don’t drive your SUV enough???? Sheesh. 🙂

  14. geran says:

    Hope that is not a Chevy, or it may not start….

    • James the Elder says:

      Depends on the year. My ’99 and ’01 NEVER miss. The ’05 and ’09 are not happy in the cold.

    • Mark Luhman says:

      My 1993 GMC Sierra was going to about 15 below with having to plug it in, I lived in Fargo ND from 1991 to 2005, when I did i tried to explain to some one on a video conference that the high for Fargo on that particular day was going to be -22, the person in Arizona was a native Arizona and could not grasp a high temperature of -22. I now live in Arizona and 2007 GMC Canyon is about the same I have been back to ND in for short periods of time in the months of December and January, fortunately it started each and every time when the temperature drop in the minus teens when I was up there, it does not have a block heater in it.

  15. B says:

    I drove one of my V8 cars about 140 miles today. Doing my part to continue life on this planet.

  16. gator69 says:

    I’m confused. Is this good or bad Karma?

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JzWbWBfd91w

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